I am ancient but upright and can stand for more than three minutes unaided. I have all my own hair and several teeth. In the preceding decades, I have played all genres of music including skiffle, pop, jazz, latin, big band stuff, little band stuff, medium sized band stuff classical and even church stuff. I also play seafaring shit and celtic mouth music. I have a leather hat if required although that would be an additional charge. I can do backing vocals but lead vocals ONLY in self defence. I can play four songs, three of which are Mustang Sally.